this is no longer my blog

okay, so i think deep within my being i know that no one really lives in my furnace room. this claim is supported by the fact that i still stay in the house and have not called the police, whereas if i was really afraid someone was actually in my furnace room i would quickly leave and call the police... anyway, this really doesn't resolve the whole dilemma that i can easily freak myself out when it's dark and there are weird noises coming from my house. so i was in the downstairs of my house, and i looked at the furnace door and there was one of those chains that people have for extra security in their houses... like on your front door and you put the chain in and then it can only be opened the length of the chain? but it's NOT my front door... it's the furnace room door... why is there a chain on that door? was it once used to keep someone down there? really it's kind of odd and freaky and, to be honest, quite unsettling... so, just to make sure that in case there was someone down there, i fastened the chain. so take that person in my basement... i'd like to see you get out now... okay, not really. but if you do manage to get out, don't be angry with me... i panicked... help yourself to the canned vegetables, still...