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So, as you may have known through my previous entries, we have three wild turkeys that hang around the church and parsonage. We have had some encounters with them, and at one point I thought they were going to attack me, so I ran home. Turns out that they just thought I was going to feed them. So today I came outside to go home for lunch and there they were again. So I jumped around like a spaz and got them to move away from me, so I could walk home. Well, two seconds later I look out the window and they had followed me home. So I thought, "Poor turkeys. It's freaking cold outside. Maybe I'll feed them." So I grabbed some old bread and broke it up and threw it out not five feet away from them. I thought that since other birds like breadcrumbs and such, they'd appreciate it.

So a little bit later I look out my window. They really haven't moved.

I looked outside again a little while later. I could see the tracks in the snow, they had walked right over the bread and not eaten it!!!

Jerkface turkeys.

We'll see if I do anything nice for them again!